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WAUKEE, IA—Ever since he fell down a portal to the underworld while playing in a field behind his grandparents’ house, residents of a small town in central Iowa have been racing against the clock to save 8-year-old Joey Fletcher, who sources confirmed is currently trapped in hell. On Sunday, while attempting to retrieve a soccer […] More
Donald Trump will undoubtedly be remembered not only as a successful President, but he will be considered the greatest president ever of the U.S.A., as well as being the last. This from a man “anonymous” who has access to a Wikipedia Time Machine (WTM) that enables him to see articles published on Trumpmedia (in 2025) […] More
Under the guise of a summit to discuss political differences between the United States and Russia, the Vatican Enquirer learned that the behind the doors meeting between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, in Helsinki, was to concrete the Trump Tower Moscow deal. “This was clearly the focus of discussion,” a source close to the Putin […] More
The mystery of Melania’s absence, of not been seen in public in weeks is solved: Melania has left the Donald and has moved into a trailer in NW Georgia with Marla. They are writing a tell-all book called “Our Donald”. CNN’s Anderson Cooper has supposedly (according to Russian internet bots) worked it out so that […] More
(WASHINGTON) After gathering supplies such as a magnifying glass, a spool of twine, and a number of depositions drawn in crayon, Donald Jr. and Eric Trump reportedly set up the “Don And Eric Law Place” in a White House electrical room Monday to help their father with his ongoing legal woes. “Objection! Objection,” said Eric […] More
(WASHINGTON) Expressing concerns about the propriety of being left alone with a syrup container of the opposite sex, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly asked his waiter Thursday to remove Mrs. Butterworth from the table until his wife arrived to join him at a local diner. “Excuse me, sir, would you please take this out of […] More
Prince Harry will marry American Meghan Markle on May 19. The VE provides all the important details you need to know about the royal wedding. Q: How did the couple meet? A: This arranged marriage was brokered to improve diplomatic ties between the U.K. and the USA Network. Q: Why is the wedding breaking with […] More
After the slowest moving romance in TV history, Sheldon Cooper is about to make an honest woman in Amy Farrah-Fowler. And the Vatican Enquirer has it that the TV couple have chosen Costa Rica for their honeymooning. Sources close to the couple revealed that the couple will be flying from Los Angeles directly to the […] More
Reports are coming in that Comandante Daniel Ortega, Presidente of Nicaragua and leader of the Sandinista National Liberation Front (Frente Sandinista de Liberación Nacional, FSLN), has fled to Cuba. Fearing the pending overthrow of his government and possible to get away from his wife, who is also the country’s’ vice-president and the real power behind […] More
Roberto Rodriguez is a worried man. Never in the past decade has he driven his car without abusing fellow drivers or getting into a scuffle with motorcyclists or pedestrians. All this because of the traffic condition in his city. Rodriguez has written to Elon Musk, the owner of Tesla, asking if the driverless car will […] More
America — For years, Latinos have insisted that they are also “Americans.” Now, US President Donald Trump plans to fine them each time they use the term. Latin-Americans have well-known fury from being excluded from the “American” membership. Each time a US citizen identifies as American, the resulting argument is more intense than deciding which […] More
Women who remain die-hard feminists well into adulthood are oftentimes the least desirable specimens, science now claims. “The only relationships they have are often ones with other females who subscribe to the same strict ideologies, and serve as echo chambers for extremist thought. The stereotype of overweight, unattractive, bitter, resentful hags with a chip on […] More
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