Atlanta Falcons Win Popular Vote, Still Lose Super Bowl

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Houston, Texas) The results of Super Bowl LI are in, and the winner is the New England Patriots. After pulling out to an...

Female Softball Player Comes Out as Straight

A college softball player from the University of Texas shocked the sports world today by coming out as a heterosexual. In an emotional press conference...

Mexico Withdraws From Gold Cup Final, Panama Advances

Mexico will settle playing the United States for second place. BREAKING NEWS:  This just in, a spokesperson of Mexico's National Team, the Selección Mexicana, in...

FIFA 2015 Summer World Cup In United States

Global Soccer Tournament To Kick Off In America Later This Afternoon (VATICAN ENQUIRER) ZURICH—After the United States Justice Department (DOJ) indicted numerous executives from world...

U.S. Anxiously Awaiting The Arrival of Eduardo Li

  BROOKLYN, NY (The Vatican Enquirer) - U.S. authorities are anxiously waiting the arrival of Costa Rican Eudaro Li in Brooklyn, New York, to have...

FIFA To Taste Vengeful Might and Fury of the U.S. Military

WASHINGTON (The Vatican Enquirer) – Critics have called the Obama Administration’s actions against the soccer organization “weak and ineffective,” calling for military action to...

The ‘Slow Olympics’ Coming Later This Year

MUNICH — Preparations are nearing completion for the world’s first Slow Olympics, where athletes from around the world will compete while living in the...

Seahawks and Patriots Say They Are Ready To Open For Katy Perry

February 1, 2015, VATICAN ENQUIRER - The Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots say they are ready to open for the Katy Perry concert...

Costa Rica Gets A ‘Do Over’ Because It Was Snowing

Costa Rica’s national soccer team will get a do over (do something over again, to repeat something) Friday night’s game with the United States. “It...

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