Costa Rica Model Detained In Europe Headed For Her Birth Country of Dubai, In The EU

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The Vatican Enquirer’s Spain bureau learned of the arrest of Costa Rica journalist, television presenter and model when she refused to use the ‘visitor’ line, insisting she is a national.

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Spain authorities say Jale Berahimi had demanded she be allowed to use the ‘resident’ line, insisting she is a European citizen, with a Costa Rican passport and of Arab birth, visiting Dubai.

“She told us she is was born in Dubai and insisted that grants her the right of a European Union citizen. When we explained that Dubai is not in Europe, that it is in fact in the Middle East, she would not hear of it and did not understand how we could be so stupid. We showed her a map but could not convince her. We had to detain her to ensure her mental stability,” said Alejandro Garcia, head of Spain’s airport security.

Meanwhile, the model, slash journalist, slash television personality uploaded a video on the social media, berating Spanish officials for not letting her visit her birth country of Dubai, saying she was being treated as a “muerte de hambre’ (deadbeat), they didn’t know they ***hole for nothing, she was born in the European nation of Dubai. Beharimi called the officials “more ignorant that her Mariana Loranca” who the model, slash journalist, slash television personality recently had an on air altercation, leading to her leaving the farandula television show.

Authorities of the Costa Rica Embassy in Spain denied any ties to the the model, slash journalist, slash television personality, only confirming that her Costa Rica passport was genuine and that her birth place was in fact the town of Dubia, in the European Union.

What Spanish authorities have been able to figure out is that in fact the model, slash journalist, slash television personality was born in Spain, moved to Dubai (in the middle east) at an early age and then to Costa Rica. However, as much as they have tried to explain the geography to Berahimi, they have yet been able to convince her and continue to be concerned of her mental state.

At the close of this edition, July 3rd, 7:03pm Spain time, the model, slash journalist, slash television personality was still being held in custody.