Is Oprah Gay? Finally, Yes!

VATICAN ENQUIRER – Speculation has swirled for years over the talk show queen’s long-standing friendship with TV anchor Gayle King.

Now the speculation is over. The Vatican Enquirer has dared to go where others fear to tread: asking Rosie O’Donnell (ho has been the subject of similar rumours herself) who went so far as to assume the two are secretly together last month on the Howard Stern Show.

O’Donnell pointed out that  Gayle and Oprah’s roadtrip is “as gay as it gets.”

Says Rosie: “I don’t know. I think [Oprah’s] never been married and she’s exceptionally close to Gayle. I don’t know that she and Gayle are necessarily doing each other but I think they are the emotional equivalent of …”

Responding to Rosie. finally, Oprah couldn’t hold it any longer, “I’m more shocked that people haven’t figured it out yet. I mean…”

“People have different reasons for the way they live their lives. You cannot put everyone’s reasons in the same box.”

Oprah added, “look, at the end of the day people have to respect people’s differences. I am different from some people would like me to be.”