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  • McDonald’s To Close Canada


    (VATICAN ENQUIRER) Low profits is the reason for McDonald’s announcement of the removal of all Canadian franchises. After a year of struggling to maintain profits in 2015, the McDonald’s franchise has seen an even worse decline in 2016: starting in the US after multiple tax policies have increased the cost of doing business for the […] More

  • Canada’s Fast Food Restaurant Is Now Serving Marijuana With Coffee and Donut

    ACROSS CANADA – Canada’s most popular fast food restaurant franchise “Tim Hortons” will now be selling Marijuana upon it’s legalization in Canada, in addition to its “always fresh coffee” and quick meal options. Ron Joyce, current founder of Tim Hortons claims that this is a necessity as there are over 3,000 stores across Canada. “ […] More