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nintento – Vatican Enquirer http://vaticanenquirer.com A satirical commentary on the news. Wed, 21 Nov 2018 23:49:37 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.7.11 http://vaticanenquirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-vaticanenquirer-fav-65x65.png nintento – Vatican Enquirer http://vaticanenquirer.com 32 32 71485691 Mario is no longer a plumber http://vaticanenquirer.com/mario-is-no-longer-a-plumber/ http://vaticanenquirer.com/mario-is-no-longer-a-plumber/#respond Sat, 09 Sep 2017 07:07:10 +0000 http://vaticanenquirer.com/?p=2469

Mario is done being a plumber. Princess Peach is going to have to find a new plumber to call the next time her toilet gets clogged.

According to Nintento, the world’s famour plumber is now an “All around sporty”.

Whether it’s tennis or baseball, soccer or car racing, Mario does everything cool.

What we don’t know the reason behind Mario’s career change after 34 years of plumbib. We don’t if Mario was fired, retired or shut plain tired of being a plumber and needed something new. A source not to close to the VE said Mario is going through a mid-life crisis and will really miss his brother, Luigi, who has been rumoured to carry on the family plumbing business.

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