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north korea – Vatican Enquirer http://vaticanenquirer.com A satirical commentary on the news. Thu, 30 Apr 2020 16:46:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 http://vaticanenquirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-vaticanenquirer-fav-65x65.png north korea – Vatican Enquirer http://vaticanenquirer.com 32 32 71485691 The Simpsons predicted Kim Yo-jong’s rise to power http://vaticanenquirer.com/the-simpsons-predicted-kim-yo-jongs-rise-to-power/ http://vaticanenquirer.com/the-simpsons-predicted-kim-yo-jongs-rise-to-power/#respond Thu, 30 Apr 2020 16:44:18 +0000 http://vaticanenquirer.com/?p=2773 Apparently the Simpsons once again was first to prophetize the rise to power of Kim Yo-Jong, in North Korea, sister of the young man who was in charge of the government and who for the past few weeks has not known anything from him, raising speculation about his death.

The Simpsons apparently knew what would happen in North Korea.

In the event that these rumors become reality, it would be his sister Kim Yo-Jong, the candidate to succeed him to the throne (yes, remember that this country is a monarchy), a situation that apparently was predicted in an episode of the Simpsons.

The Simpsons never cease to amaze us.

Thousands of fans of the animated series believe Kim Yo-jong as North Korea’s new leade because of an image that appears in one of the chapters of the series where an Asian-origin woman and dress commanding a tank.

Many point to this person as the Simpson version from the younger sister of the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un.

This scene corresponds to a chapter that was issued in the year 2004 which is why they predicted it about 16 years ago.

It should be mentioned that according to information from the Japanese newspaper Yomiuri Shimbun, Kim Yo-jong is the one chosen to continue the dictatorship prevailing in North Korea for 70 years, which has been inherited from generation to generation.

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Kim Jong Un Reveals He Is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels http://vaticanenquirer.com/kim-jong-un-reveals-he-is-just-using-trump-to-meet-stormy-daniels/ http://vaticanenquirer.com/kim-jong-un-reveals-he-is-just-using-trump-to-meet-stormy-daniels/#respond Sun, 18 Mar 2018 06:45:22 +0000 http://vaticanenquirer.com/?p=2546

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—Kim Jong Un has revealed to close associates that he has offered to meet Donald J. Trump only as a means of achieving his real goal: meeting the former adult-film star Stormy Daniels.

A confidant of the North Korean dictator said that Kim revealed his true intentions behind the Trump invitation at a high-level government meeting on Thursday night. “Kim said that he was a big fan of Stormy’s, and he decided that meeting with Trump would be a ‘necessary evil’ if he wanted a chance to meet her,” the confidant said.

According to the confidant, Kim first attempted to arrange a meeting with Daniels through his close friend, the former N.B.A. player Dennis Rodman, “but, when Dennis said that he didn’t know Stormy, Kim was, like, ‘Oh, well, I guess I’ll have to go through Trump, then.’ ”

Kim reportedly is prepared to use whatever leverage is necessary to force Trump to broker the meeting with the erstwhile porn performer. “If Kim doesn’t get to meet Stormy, the missile tests resume,” the confidant said.

When told about Kim’s real reason for offering to meet with Trump, a White House aide initially expressed shock, but then added, “Now everything makes sense.”

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