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scaramucci – Vatican Enquirer http://vaticanenquirer.com A satirical commentary on the news. Mon, 07 Aug 2017 02:08:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.7.11 http://vaticanenquirer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/cropped-vaticanenquirer-fav-65x65.png scaramucci – Vatican Enquirer http://vaticanenquirer.com 32 32 71485691 Scaramucci lands server job at Dick’s Last Resort http://vaticanenquirer.com/scaramucci-lands-server-job-at-dicks-last-resort/ http://vaticanenquirer.com/scaramucci-lands-server-job-at-dicks-last-resort/#respond Mon, 07 Aug 2017 02:08:15 +0000 http://vaticanenquirer.com/?p=2449

BOSTON—Recently shit canned White House Communications Director Anthony Goddamned Scaramucci is set to return to the national fuckin’ spotlight as Dick’s Last Resort has announced that Scaramucci has accepted a part-time server position.

According to Dick’s Last Resort’s management, the Mooch’s boisterous prick nature is a perfect fit for a chain that specializes in rude and demeaning customer service.

According to a spokesmanScaramucci, Andrew Clay, Dick’s Last Resort is far from being Scaramucci’s last resort.

“Being shift manager at Dick’s Last Resort has been his long-term career goal, and his role in the White House was taken for the specific purposes of displaying the necessary skills for the job,” said Clay. “Bada bing bada boom!”

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