Mons L. Pisanello
(AMP) White House – President Donald Trump stepped up allegations today by accusing former President Barack Obama of hacking the White House microwave in order to overcook popcorn.
As always, Trump took to the nation’s twitter to air the new grievance.
“How low has Obama gone to hack Microwave One and burn my very sacred 3 am snack,” Trump tweeted at 3 am. “Bad (or sick) guy!”
A spokesman for Obama responded to the new accusation by dismissing Trump as a “jive turkey.”
According to documents recently released by wakileaks, the CIA had explored the potential of hacking microwaves for the purpose of burning popcorn.
