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VATICAN ENQUIRER (The Onion) LOUISVILLE, KY \u2014 Saying the new product brings together the best that two of America\u2019s most\u00a0 <\/span>trusted brands have to offer, fast food giant KFC and automotive service chain Midas introduced their long-awaited crossover meal, the Road Bucket, this week.<\/p>\n

\u201cOur bold new Road Bucket is exactly what KFC and Midas fans have been waiting for, with 10 pieces of chicken, your choice of two sides, and four biscuits served on a corrosion-resistant aluminized steel muffler, all for the special low price of $19.99,\u201d said KFC marketing director Mike Wesley, who described the exhaust-system-based meal deal as a natural extension for both companies, explaining that Midas\u2019 expert vehicle repair and KFC\u2019s Southern-inspired fare are both synonymous with quality, affordability, and convenience.<\/p>\n

\u201cOr customers can upgrade to the Colonel\u2019s Highway Bucket for an additional $10, which includes twice the food served in an all-season radial tire, plus a 64-ounce coolant reservoir of Pepsi.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Midas tie-in reportedly comes one year after KFC teamed up with Aquafresh on a short-lived line of Original Recipe and Extra Crispy toothpaste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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