<\/a>NEW JERSEY (The Lapine) \u2014 A four-year study released today by Mayo Clinic psychology researchers finds that showing cleavage or crazy-dancing after vodka shooters are not and never have been the cause of sexual assaults on women.<\/p>\n

But those findings are not what is causing controversy around the study. It\u2019s the study\u2019s conclusion that castrating male rapists would cut down on future sexual assaults.<\/p>\n

\u201cConclusively, we found that truly stupid males with weenie brains are the only cause of sexual assaults,\u201d said study leaders Dr. Elaine Peters and Dr. Joseph Scott.<\/p>\n

\u201cOur findings strongly recommend that men who rape should\u2026you know\u2026have their testes cut off,\u201d said Dr. Scott.<\/p>\n

\u201cRapists should be de-testicled as it were. I just made that word up. Got a good ring to it.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s a simple surgical procedure\u2026local anesthetic.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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