<\/a>VATICAN ENQUIRER (TheLapine.ca) NEW YORK Governor Andrew Cuomo has issued an emergency appeal to New York men to be realistic about how much sex they will have during the looming snow storm and stop buying condoms by the boxful.<\/p>\n

\u201cCome on guys\u2026get real here,\u201d Cuomo said on a live TV broadcast that interrupted regular programming.<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s good to be optimistic but do you really need 200 Trojans for a two-day storm? Nobody copulates that much pal.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNew York is running out of condoms\u2026never thought I\u2019d say that sentence.\u201d<\/p>\n

The Governor\u2019s office is advising New Yorkers to ensure they have reserves of food and bottled water as Fox News reports that up to 11 feet of snow could hit the state.<\/p>\n

Toronto Mayor John Tory has reportedly ordered a convoy of Toronto Transit buses to brave the storm and make the 8-hour drive to New York with an estimated 50,000 Durex Pleasure Rib condoms in various sizes.<\/p>\n

\u201cI know New York would do the same for Toronto men if we were socked by a storm like this one,\u201d said Tory.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019ve got you covered guys\u2026so to speak.\u201d<\/p>\n

Cuomo and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio will be issuing updates on the condom situation throughout the day.<\/p>\n

\u201cLeave some for someone else,\u201d pleaded de Blasio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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