<\/a>VATICAN ENQUIRER – OMAHA, NE: Shaking his head as workers installed a fountain on his neighbor\u2019s front lawn, business magnate Warren Buffett told reporters Wednesday that he cannot believe he\u2019s stuck living next to the latest recipient of a Powerball jackpot.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh, what a treat, I get to be neighbors with some guy who walked into a gas station one day and asked a computer to pick six numbers,\u201d said the multibillionaire investor, closing his window to avoid hearing the electronic dance music blasting from the $600 million prize winner\u2019s poolside speaker system.<\/p>\n

\u201cA Lamborghini, too?<\/p>\n

How original.<\/p>\n

I have no idea where this chump was living last week, but I give him one, two years tops before he blows it all and has to crawl back with his tail between his legs.\u201d<\/p>\n

(Via Theonion.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n

At press time, the so-called Oracle of Omaha was instructing his personal assistant to politely decline his neighbor\u2019s invitation to go bison hunting together from his new helicopter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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