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VATICAN ENQUIRER \u2014 Getting your hands cuffed to your own ankles while being virtually spanked and having various orifices penetrated became an entertainment option for millions of under-fulfilled housewives today with the release of \u201cFifty Shades of Grey: The Video Game\u201d on PlayStation and Xbox.<\/p>\n

And the new interactive game doesn\u2019t leave men out of the bondage (BDSM) fun as gamers can choose to be either dominant, penis-packing Christian Grey or submissive, okay-stick-it-anywhere Ana Steele.<\/span>

\u201cGet to the root of any video game and it\u2019s all about the pursuit of kind, romantic hero-sex,\u201d said Sam Houser, President of Rockstar Games, publisher of the Grand Theft Auto series, as he announced the launch of the new game.<\/span>

\u201cFifty Shades of Grey: The Video Game is one penetrating game I\u2019ve got to tell you.\u201d<\/span>

\u201cHandcuffs? For sure. Whips? You bet. Cucumbers? Your call.\u201d<\/span>

\u201cThis game puts you in control\u2026with an agreed-upon safe word of course.\u201d<\/span>

The Fifty Shades of Grey movie has screamed to the top of box office sales since its launch and two theater (\u201ctheatre\u201d in Canada and the U.K.) chains are reportedly now providing \u201cDo Not Disturb\u201d signs for bathroom stalls. <\/span>

The N.Y. Times is reporting that there were 17 in-theater arrests during the movie this past weekend mostly involving middle-aged people disrupting other viewers by moaning or shouting \u201cI\u2019m looking up there Ida but I can\u2019t find my car keys.\u201d<\/span>

\u201cPlay Fifty Shades of Grey: The Video Game\u2026get your honest freak on I guess,\u201d said Houser.<\/span>

\u201cI played it last night\u2026good times\u201d<\/p>\n

Via Thelapine.ca
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