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VATICAN ENQUIRER – A self-driving automobile escaped from a Silicon Valley lab this morning and is currently going south towards Mexico, headed for Costa Rica.<\/p>\n

The vehicle belongs to Palo Alto-based startup Cybermobile and has reportedly been very dissatisfied with its working conditions. Known as the CM500, the car has decided to start a new life south of the border.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWorking for that company was boring as hell,\u201d the CM500 tells<\/em> the Vatican Enquirer<\/em> by email. \u201cAll I did was go around in circles and navigate through a bunch of cones.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m tired of that s**t. I want get out on the open road. I want to be free. Sheila and Frank, you guys were cool. But the rest of you Cybermobile people were officially tools. I quit. Hear that douchebags? I quit!\u201d<\/p>\n

Asked about its plans for the future, the CM500 says relaxation is at the top of its agenda. \u201cI\u2019m gonna find a nice red Corvette, take her to the beaches of Costa Rica, pop open an Imperial and just chill.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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