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<\/a><\/p>\nVATICAN ENQUIRER – CUPERTINO, CA \u2014 You won\u2019t be able to watch Netflix on your wrist today after all as Apple Inc. announced today that a \u201cdesign oversight\u201d will delay the launch of Apple Watch.<\/p>\n
They forgot to make the Watch a watch.<\/p>\n
As in it doesn\u2019t tell time.<\/p>\n
\u201cWith all the amazing bells and whistle, we kinda forgot to include a watch on the Watch,\u201d Apple CEO Tim Cook told CNN this morning.<\/p>\n
\u201cEunice down in caretaking was the first one to notice the Apple Watch doesn\u2019t tell the time.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMan, that was an oooops moment I tell ya\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n
The smart-watch Apple Watch was scheduled to go on sale today after the company recently announced they had worked out all the glitches on the remote-control car starter, but the embarrassed company now says adding an actual watch will delay the launch until at least September.<\/p>\n
Features on the Apple Watch were to include 10 sensors that take health measurements of the wearer including heart rate, blood pressure and urine acidity levels <\/a>but those were scrapped when testing showed the constant monitoring meant the battery had to be recharged every 2 hours.<\/p>\n After a watch is added to the Watch, they are expected to retail for between $350 for the plastic model and up to $4,000 for the gold model with a 4-D hologram of Steve Jobs. <\/a><\/p>\n \u201cThe Apple Watch that time forgot,\u201d product analyst Dale Liverpool called it in a Wired Magazine post.<\/p>\n \u201cWho cares if you can take movie-quality videos with it if you have to ask some dude with a $19 Walmart watch<\/a> what time it is?\u201d<\/p>\n CEO Cook assured consumers the wait will be worth it and used the much-awaited media conference to instead announce an array of changeable straps in a variety of fashionable colors.<\/p>\n \u201cYou will be able to mix and match so your Apple Watch goes with any ensemble from business attire to Lululemon.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSo you\u2019ll be lookin\u2019 good\u2026and\u2026yeah\u2026we\u2019ll fix it so you\u2019ll be able to tell what time it is.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSorry.\u201d<\/p>\n Via Thelapine.ca<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" VATICAN ENQUIRER – CUPERTINO, CA \u2014 You won\u2019t be able to watch Netflix on your wrist today after all as Apple Inc. announced today that a \u201cdesign oversight\u201d will delay the launch of Apple Watch. They forgot to make the Watch a watch. As in it doesn\u2019t tell time. \u201cWith all the amazing bells and […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1318,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[203],"adace-sponsor":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/dick-tracy-apple-watch.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1319,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions\/1319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}