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VATICAN ENQUIRER\u00a0 – TOKYO, Japan \u2014 The Chairman of Toyota Motor Corporation said today that ISIS purchasing agents drove a hard bargain and his company had no choice but to throw in a few extras to seal the truck deal.<\/p>\n

Those extras reportedly include cup holders for up to 25 jihadists in the beds of the trucks, machine gun mounts, and all-leather interiors.<\/p>\n

\u201cISIS warned us they might go with the offer from the Indiana maker of Humvees<\/a>,\u201d Toyota Chairman Takeshi Uchiyamada told FOX News earlier today.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhite truck sales have been very slow for us so our hands were tied.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWe gave ISIS a few no-cost extras<\/a> and we now regret it as they are now demanding even more freebies like body side molding and 24-hour roadside assistance.\u201d<\/p>\n

The near-constant media coverage of ISIS terrorists driving nothing but white Toyota Hilux trucks has led politicians and unglued conspiracy-theory crankcases<\/a> to accuse Toyota of undercutting American truck manufacturers chasing the large and lucrative terrorist market.<\/p>\n

These accusations were debunked when Toyota pointed out today that the ISIS trucks were in fact made in Texas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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