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(VATICAN ENQUIRER)<\/em> You can now get a Smirnoff Milkshake or Jim Beam Bourbon Blizzard at your local Dairy Queen as the ice cream and fast-food chain moved today to counter Taco Bell\u2019s announcement that they will begin serving beer with their burritos.<\/a><\/p>\n

\u201cAlcohol and ice cream! Why hasn\u2019t anyone thought of this before?\u201d said investment guru and DQ owner Warren Buffet in making the announcement while wearing a hair net to serve samples to reporters.<\/p>\n

\u201cI mean, yeah, who hasn\u2019t slunk down in a Dairy Queen booth and brown-bagged vodka into a strawberry shake now and again?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut as a business idea? I love it! Now you can walk right up to our counter on a sweaty summer day and order a treat that\u2019ll put a grin on your face before you have to get back on your bike for the ride home\u2026pedal responsibly please.\u201d<\/p>\n

<\/a>Buffet said that the more than 6,000 Dairy Queens in the U.S. and Canada began serving vodka-laced milkshakes<\/a> and blended bourbon blizzards this morning and will be rolling out rum and rye flavors in the coming weeks. Tequila frozen cakes are now available on any phone-in or online advance orders said a slightly slurring Buffet.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe\u2019ll also be changing our background music to country and adding a daily Happy Hour from 4 to 9 pm,\u201d said Buffet.<\/p>\n

Alcoholic ice cream will not be available at Dairy Queen drive-thrus nor in the state of Utah said spokesperson Sheila West.<\/p>\n

\u201cGin Dilly Bars will be available for a limited time during Wimbledon tennis,\u201d she added.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd we\u2019re taste testing Peanut Buster Parfaits with Scotch but so far\u2026yuck.\u201d<\/p>\n

Via TheLapine.ca<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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