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Billionaire real estate mogul and television personality Donald Trump earlier this month plans to run in the 2016 presidential election.<\/p>\n
This would be the first time he will formally seek the Republican nomination after floating the idea in several previous election cycles.<\/p>\n
Here are some key facts to know about Trump:<\/p>\n
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- Wife<\/b>: Unsatisfied<\/li>\n
- Net Worth<\/b>: 3-4 presidential elections<\/li>\n
- Claim To Fame<\/b>: First to refer to ISIS as \u201cbozos\u201d<\/li>\n
- Role<\/b>: Billionaire who will have smallest impact on presidential race<\/li>\n
- Campaign<\/b> Promise<\/b>: Will turn America into an opulent destination for only the most exclusive citizens<\/li>\n
- Campaign<\/b> Slogan<\/b>: \u201cI\u2019m Going To Do This Every Four Years Until I Die\u201d<\/li>\n
- Credentials<\/b>: Proven job creator for desperate people who will do anything to be famous<\/li>\n
- Potential<\/b> Liability<\/b>: American people may not yet be progressive enough to elect mentally ill man<\/li>\n
- Vision<\/b> For<\/b> Presidency<\/b>: 50 Miss USA finalists lined up along White House portico<\/li>\n
- Are We Just Enabling Him<\/b>: Yes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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Source: Theonion.com<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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- Net Worth<\/b>: 3-4 presidential elections<\/li>\n