“Gay men who want to marry however can move to Canada,” Judge Roberts<\/em><\/h2>\n

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(VATICAN ENQUIRER) WASHINGTON\u2013<\/em> In a shocking and confusing 6-3 decision released by the U.S. Supreme Court Friday, same-sex marriage has become legal across the United States \u2014 but only for women.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThere can be no doubt that the founding fathers often envisioned two women being in a robustly active relationship,\u201d wrote Chief Justice John Roberts in the majority decision.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe Court rules therefore that women of sane mind and legal age can, from today\u2019s date forward, enter into legal matrimony in any and all parts of the United States of America including Texas<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n

The move came after heavy lobbying primarily from fundamentalist church groups, Ted Cruz, and the American tourism industry among others.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou have to think these things through. When tourists come to our beaches, what do they want or not want to see? Women in string bikinis frolicking together in the sand? For sure. Men in banana hammock bathing suits nibbling on each other\u2019s ear lobes? Ewwww,\u201d said one Florida lobbyist working for several prominent hotels.<\/p>\n

In his ruling, Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts did not totally shut down gay men who want to marry however.<\/p>\n

\u201cMen who feel the unnatural and queerish urge to marry another man can move to Canada,\u201d wrote Roberts (60).<\/p>\n

\u201cOur founding fathers did not goose each other.\u201d<\/p>\n

Reportering by Lee Whey for The Lapine<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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