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<\/a>SAN JOSE, CA\u2014Citing the numerous photos and status updates that the couple regularly post online, sources confirmed Wednesday that the Facebook version of Annie and Colin Wheeler\u2019s eight-year marriage is going extremely well.<\/p>\nSeveral of the Wheelers\u2019 Facebook friends stated that the couple\u2019s profile pictures and cover photos\u2014in which the two are seen smiling side-by-side at a local street festival, dressed in coordinated Halloween costumes, and embracing in silhouette as their shadows stretch out across a beach\u2014confirm that the digital version of their married life remains as enriching and vibrant as ever.<\/p>\n
\u201cWow, Annie and Colin are really going strong,\u201d said acquaintance Ellen Watney of the couple\u2019s marriage as it appears online, pointing to a recent six-image photo album titled \u201cPaninis in the park!\u201d that showed how the Wheelers are always laughing, having fun, and playfully enjoying each other\u2019s company. \u201cIt\u2019s nice to see a married couple that is as close as they are and that truly loves spending time together.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re clearly having a blast,\u201d added Watney of the social networking\u2013based version of the Wheelers\u2019 relationship, citing picture captions that included \u201cwatching the sunset together\u201d and \u201c<3\u201d. \u201cWhat can you say? They\u2019re just so in love.\u201d<\/p>\n
Further reports indicated that the Wheelers\u2019 romance was likewise alive and well in the Instagram iteration of their marriage. According to followers, a number of vintage-inspired photos of the couple on the Golden Gate Bridge and attending an outdoor concert demonstrated that, as far as their presence on the virtual photo-sharing network was concerned, the pair share an effortlessly enjoyable and enriching partnership that is never marred by tension, boredom, or irritation.<\/p>\n \u201cThose two are always going out and having a ton of fun together,\u201d said former college classmate Daniel Felix, confirming that the spark has never left the social media representation of the couple\u2019s marriage. \u201cA few weeks ago, Colin tweeted about the wineries he and Annie were visiting for their anniversary, and then just recently he posted a picture of them biking together. It all sounds so great. He and Annie apparently have something really special together.\u201d<\/p>\n According to reports, the Wheelers\u2019 children are also doing equally well in the internet versions of their lives. Sources confirmed that a set of photographs taken at a local carnival and recently posted to Annie Wheeler\u2019s profile displayed how happy and well-adjusted the couple\u2019s 5- and 7-year-old son and daughter are, with many of the pictures receiving dozens of likes and long strings of admiring comments.<\/p>\n \u201cOh my God, those kids are too cute,\u201d said Facebook friend Janna Baldwin of Madeline and Jake Wheeler as she clicked through photos depicting the two beaming children, who, according to how they are portrayed on the social media site, do not get tired or moody, always treat their respective sibling with respect and love, and consistently behave themselves in both private and public. \u201cJust look at Maddy sharing her cotton candy with Jake. And there\u2019s another one of them falling asleep in the car. They\u2019re so sweet.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou can tell Annie and Colin really raised them well,\u201d Baldwin added of the electronic representation of the Wheeler family. \u201cThey\u2019ve built such a warm, loving home.\u201d<\/p>\n Several acquaintances also noted that Annie Wheeler is an extremely engaged and devoted mother on Pinterest. According to the images pinned to her \u201cFamily Meals\u201d and \u201cCrafting With My Kids\u201d boards, Wheeler is a remarkable online version of a mom, possessing plenty of free time to cook intricate, visually appealing, and nutritious meals for her husband and children, while also having the patience to sit down with her kids after work and create a wide variety of elaborate and time-intensive arts and crafts projects.<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s really enviable how tight-knit the Wheeler family is,\u201d said Facebook friend Chelsea Carmichael, basing her comments on a string of mobile photo uploads from a recent family vacation with Colin Wheeler\u2019s parents, the entire span of which was evidently spent relaxing happily in each other\u2019s company while swimming and grilling, and was not once tarnished by short tempers or strained periods of silence. \u201cI love looking at their pictures. They just have such a wonderful time together.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThey\u2019re so happy, and their marriage will truly stand the test of time,\u201d the friend continued of the version of the Wheelers\u2019 lives that appears on her news feed. \u201cFacebook proves that definitively.\u201d<\/p>\n Via Theonion.com<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" SAN JOSE, CA\u2014Citing the numerous photos and status updates that the couple regularly post online, sources confirmed Wednesday that the Facebook version of Annie and Colin Wheeler\u2019s eight-year marriage is going extremely well. 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Sources say photos such as this prove that the Wheelers\u2019 Facebook marriage is stronger than ever.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n