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Saying love could be as close as a neighbor or colleague you\u2019ve never once found yourself remotely interested in, new dating website OnSecondThought.com<\/strong> launched this week with a promise to pair users with people they already know but thought they were too good for.<\/p>\n

\u201cOn Second Thought uses a compatibility formula unlike any other site, drawing your personalized matches exclusively from those within your daily life who you\u2019ve always considered beneath you,\u201d said founder Layla Mufti, adding that the site\u2019s easy-to-use interface allows members to get another look at the network of people they\u2019ve written off in the past for not being attractive, intelligent, interesting, polite, active, hygienic, or stable enough to meet their standards.<\/p>\n

\u201cOne day you might get paired with someone from work who you\u2019ve always regarded as mediocre-looking and kind of dumb, while the next it could be a friend of a friend whose annoying Twitter feed you muted.<\/p>\n

Our algorithm is designed to help you see a person you\u2019ve always found unappealing as your next romantic partner\u2014at this point, why not?\u201d<\/p>\n

While Mufti expressed her hope to see the site grow, she said the true measure of its success will be the number of short-lived marriages it spawns.<\/p>\n

Via Theonion.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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