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<\/a>VATICAN ENQUIRER, Los Angeles, October 21, 2015\u00a0 – Michael J Fox was arrested\u00a0Wednesday\u00a0morning in relation to insider sports betting on DraftKings.<\/p>\n
Fox aroused suspicion after achieving a statistically-impossible, perfect record on the site under the username NoChicken.<\/p>\n
Authorities found an unusually worn copy of a sports almanac which was just recently printed and which has\u00a0markings\u00a0cataloging\u00a0winning bets Fox has placed\u00a0since the late 80\u2019s.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe operating theory is that the Back to the Future films were really documentaries from an original, prime timeline,\u201d said NASA astrophysicist Barry Manilow.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe implications are heavy. It is suspected that we are living in an alternate 2015, as there are no flying cars and there are only four Jaws movies.\u00a0We can only assume that we are forever stunted as a society. The amount of lives lost due to our lack of progress in technology and medicine is unfathomable. Worst of all, instead of\u00a0hoverboards, this sad reality is limited to the Swagway.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe suspect Mr. Fox has been using an alias to hide his real identity after damaging the space time continuum,\u201d said one source within the FBI\u2019s TimeCrime division.<\/p>\n
Under the name of Marty McFly, he was an accomplice to Dr. Emmett Brown in negotiation with terrorists to obtain materials to build a dangerous weapon allowing the pair to travel through time.<\/p>\n
Dr. Brown is still on the run and \u201cextremely dangerous.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe are looking for a criminal mastermind,\u201d said FBI director Tim Travell. \u201cHe is extremely intelligent and capable of producing weapons of mass destruction with scarce resources. He built a highly advanced technology known as a flux capacitor in his garage.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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