<\/a>VATICAN ENQUIRER –\u00a0 Nestl\u00e9 announced today it has secured an exclusive contract from NASA to bottle all the water flowing on Mars.<\/p>\n

\u201cFinders keepers, suckers!\u201d said Nestl\u00e9 CEO Paul Bulcke before adding a \u201cnanananabooboo!\u201d<\/p>\n

This is not the first time an American company has secured exclusive rights to mine a stellar body for resources.<\/p>\n

In the 60s, Kraft secured the rights to harvest cheese from the Moon, but humanity soon discovered the Moon\u2019s composition was not as we had long assumed, and thus Velveeta was born.<\/p>\n

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VATICAN ENQUIRER –\u00a0 Nestl\u00e9 announced today it has secured an exclusive contract from NASA to bottle all the water flowing on Mars. \u201cFinders keepers, suckers!\u201d said Nestl\u00e9 CEO Paul Bulcke before adding a \u201cnanananabooboo!\u201d This is not the first time an American company has secured exclusive rights to mine a stellar body for resources. In […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1709,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[88],"tags":[203],"adace-sponsor":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/admin-ajax.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1710,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions\/1710"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=1708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}