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BOSTON\u2014Recently shit canned White House Communications Director Anthony Goddamned Scaramucci is set to return to the national fuckin\u2019 spotlight as Dick\u2019s Last Resort has announced that Scaramucci has accepted a part-time server position.<\/p>\n

According to Dick\u2019s Last Resort\u2019s management, the Mooch\u2019s boisterous prick nature is a perfect fit for a chain that specializes in rude and demeaning customer service.<\/p>\n

According to a spokesmanScaramucci, Andrew Clay, Dick\u2019s Last Resort is far from being Scaramucci\u2019s last resort.<\/p>\n

\u201cBeing shift manager at Dick\u2019s Last Resort has been his long-term career goal, and his role in the White House was taken for the specific purposes of displaying the necessary skills for the job,\u201d said Clay. \u201cBada bing bada boom!\u201d<\/p>\n

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