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<\/a>Prince Harry will marry American Meghan Markle on May 19<\/strong>. The VE provides all the important details you need to know about the royal wedding.<\/p>\n Q: How did the couple meet?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: This arranged marriage was brokered to improve diplomatic ties between the U.K. and the USA Network.<\/p>\n Q: Why is the wedding breaking with tradition by being held on a Saturday?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: Windsor Castle is completely booked for the rest of the week by a dermatology conference.<\/p>\n Q: What did Meghan Markle have to do to prepare for the wedding?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: Be baptized and confirmed into the same church that condoned multiple executions of royals\u2019 wives in the past.<\/p>\n Q: How many swans will be slaughtered, boiled, and served to the guests?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: 250.<\/p>\n Q: What will play for the couple\u2019s first dance?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: As per tradition, the newlyweds will dance to the sound of teacups clinking against saucers amidst a tense silence.<\/p>\n Q: Will there be hats?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: You bet your fucking ass there\u2019ll be hats.<\/p>\n Q: What gifts will the royal couple receive?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: In lieu of gifts, they have asked guests to make a donation to the British East India Company or the Royal African Company.<\/p>\n Q: Where will the couple honeymoon?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: Disneyland<\/p>\n Q: Are we really still doing this?<\/strong><\/p>\n A: Yes.<\/p>\n Source: The Onion<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Prince Harry will marry American Meghan Markle on May 19. The VE provides all the important details you need to know about the royal wedding. Q: How did the couple meet? A: This arranged marriage was brokered to improve diplomatic ties between the U.K. and the USA Network. Q: Why is the wedding breaking with […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2590,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[102,1],"tags":[365,364,363],"adace-sponsor":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/harry-meghan-5x3.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2589"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2591,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2589\/revisions\/2591"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2589"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=2589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}