The Queen offered no reason for the move, but the palace indicated that she had been packing her bags for the past several weeks.<\/p>\n In a sign that the Queen\u2019s decision is irrevocable, the palace revealed that her beloved corgis had already been flown to Toronto.<\/p>\n In a brief farewell statement to the British people, the Queen explained why she had chosen Canada as her new home. \u201cWe speak the language, and our picture\u2019s on the money there,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n She said that she had \u201cno regrets\u201d about abdicating the throne to her son, Charles. \u201cAt this point, there\u2019s nothing he can do to make the U.K. more messed up than it already is,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" (The Borowitz Report) – Queen Elizabeth II is moving to Canada \u201cimmediately\u201d and should take up full-time residence there by the end of the week, Buckingham Palace confirmed on Tuesday. The Queen offered no reason for the move, but the palace indicated that she had been packing her bags for the past several weeks. In […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2718,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[102,1],"tags":[169,401,402],"adace-sponsor":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/034912-queen-elizabeth-072319.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"wps_subtitle":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2717"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2719,"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717\/revisions\/2719"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2717"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=2717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"http:\/\/vaticanenquirer.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/034912-queen-elizabeth-072319.jpg\")
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