Obama To Resign On Jan. 19

Sources close to the Vatican Enquirer say U.S. President Barack Obama would be resigning on Thursday, leaving the all important...

Yoko Ono: “I Had an Affair with Hillary Clinton in the ’70s”

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) Los Angeles | Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run...

Trump Says He Will Not Attend Future Debates If Clinton Is There

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) Following Monday's first of three planned national Presidential debates where according to Donald Trump he says he won...

Trump Says “Mexico Has Agreed To Pay For The Wall Just Like That”

VATICAN ENQUIRER - Donald Trump said on Wednesday that his meeting Mexico President Enrique Peña Nieto went well, that the...

Canada BANS Donald Trump

ONTARIO, Canadian province of  – In a meeting held by the Liberal party earlier this week, party leader and Prime...

Donald Trump Drops Out Of Campaign, Claims ‘Joke Has Gone Too Far’

BREAKING NEWS (THEGLOBALSUN.COM) Donald Trump left the Republican party today, shocking his mountains of supporters and leaving the Republican Party...

Demoralized Jeb Bush Succumbs To New Hampshire Heroin Epidemic

MANCHESTER, NH—Plunging into a downward spiral of despair and self-doubt after a poor showing in the Iowa caucuses, a demoralized...

Groundhog Day Star Bill Murray Announced Run For President in 2016

  Charleston, SC — From his home in Charleston, South Carolina, legendary actor, comedian, and writer, 65-year-old Bill Murray, shocked the...

Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton of “Slept Her Way To The Top”

  The Vatican Enquierer (FM NEWS) - Republican frontrunner, Donald Trump, has taken a sensational swipe at the democratic presidential candidate, Hillary...

Donald Trump News Coverage to Include “Viewer Discretion” Warnings in Canada

VATICAN ENQUIRER, NEW YORK — Canada’s three largest broadcasters have begun dealing with Donald Trump in a way that many...

Canada’s Harper Says Only Queen Elizabeth Can Remove Him From Office

OTTAWA — A visibly riled Stephen Harper backtracked on the promise to resign graciously if he lost in last week's...

William Shatner To Help Canada Reclaim Its Role As A World Leader

Canadians have to understand that war is sometimes unavoidable! VATICAN ENQUIRER - William Shatner, better known for his portrayal of James...

Billionaire Donald Trump To Travel to Costa Rica To Negotiate Purchase Of The Country

VATICAN ENQUIRER - Following his sale of the Miss Universe pageant, billionaire Donald Trump, one of the richest men in...

There’s only one America, and that’s the United States of America.

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Commentary) - I’m a pretty laid-back guy. As long as other countries don’t get in our way, I’m...

Obama To Run For Reelection…AGAIN!?

(VATICAN ENQUIRER)  The basement of the Whitehouse, Wshington DC - This just in, President Obama plans to run...again...for the 2016 elections. Obama...

Marcus Lemonis Announces Takeover of Trump’s 2016 Presidential Campaign

(VATICAN ENQUIRER)  Miami, FLA - “Business turnaround king” and star of CNBC’s prime time reality series The Profit, Marcus Lemonis...