Atlanta Falcons Win Popular Vote, Still Lose Super Bowl

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Houston, Texas) The results of Super Bowl LI are in, and the winner is the New England Patriots. After...

American Great Wall Plans Bring Surprise Economic Boom

U.S. President Donald J. Trump’s promise of building a border wall along the United States - Mexico border has been...

Obama To Resign On Jan. 19

Sources close to the Vatican Enquirer say U.S. President Barack Obama would be resigning on Thursday, leaving the all important...

The Rock picked for White House Press Secretary

President-elect (sigh) Donald Trump announced viaTwitter his latest appointment, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to serve as White House Press Secretary. “We will...

New Domino’s App Allows Customer To Track Pizza’s Movement Through Digestive System

ANN ARBOR, MI —Giving customers the ability to keep tabs on their order through every step of the process, Domino’s...

President Obama Ordered Special Election To Be Held December 19

President Obama signs executive order WASHINGTON, D.C. (UAP) — Following the results of November 8ths presidential election, President Obama has signed...

Trump Air Rolls Out “Non Stop Service To Canada” For Celebrity Defectors

The TORRES REPORT, New York – Immediately following the U.S. presidential elections, countless remarked they would rather move than be...

Costa Rica: Crocodiles Of The Tarcoles River Threaten Blockades

“Elvis”, the leader of the crocodile movement in Tarcoles, Costa Rica. TORRES REPORT – In the small Central America island country...

Updated Mayan Calendar Declares World Will Now End On Jan. 20, 2017

Updated Mayan Calendar Declares World Will Now End On Jan. 20, 2017 ALMOST 4 years after predicting the end of days...

Queen Of England Announces Restoration Of British Rule Over United States

LONDON (The VATICAN ENQUIRER) In an unexpected televised address on Tuesday, the Queen of England announced to restoration of British...

EXCLUSIVE: President-elect Won’t Be Moving Into White House After Election Win

VATICAN ENQUIRER - Word from Washington is that president-elect Donald J. Trump will not be moving into the While House,...

Americans and Canadians Shooting & Hunting Killer Clowns (NSFW)

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) EXCLUSIVE FROM NORTH AMERICA: Residents all over Canada and the US are now stepping up to the maniacal...

$200 Million Dollar Treasure Found Off Costa Rica’s Pacific Coast

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) San José | A group of Costa Rican park rangers patrolling in the Isla del Coco national park...

Canada To Accept American Refugees If Donadl Trump Elected US President

OTTAWA, CANADA –  Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Sunday his government plans to accept American refugees in the...

Canada Proposes A Two Loon Loonie To Offset Slumping Dollar

From the Vatican Enquirer - The Canadian government has come up with the solution to a slumping Canadian Dollar, imprint...

Canada’s Fast Food Restaurant Is Now Serving Marijuana With Coffee and Donut

ACROSS CANADA – Canada’s most popular fast food restaurant franchise “Tim Hortons” will now be selling Marijuana upon it’s legalization...