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Russia Would Grant Comey Asylum If He Asks For It

Russia said it would grant the fired FBI Director James Comey asylum in the event he makes a request. The statement came days following Comey's...

Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a...

China Donates US$225 Million Dollars To Costa Rica To Improve Road System

VATICAN ENQUIRER - San Jose, Costa Rica. The Chinese Embassy in Costa Rica announced the donation of more than US$225 million dollars to finance...

New York Taxis Gouging Customers Fleeing To Canada

Taxi cab companies in New York are gouging customers fleeing to Canada, in the months since the inauguration of U.S. President Donald Trump, mainly...

Justin Trudeau Unveils Plan To Meet Healthcare Needs Of Canada’s Aging Prog Rockers

OTTAWA—Saying it was only right to give back to those who had done so much for their country, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau unveiled...

Controversial Trump Tower To Be Renamed Trump Plaza

Controversial Trump Tower To Be Renamed Trump Plaza (AMP) VANCOUVER, Canada – Following intense criticism over their controversial choice of name, the developers behind Trump...

Trump accuses Obama of burning popcorn

Trump accuses Obama for hacking Microwave One (AMP) White House – President Donald Trump stepped up allegations today by accusing former President Barack Obama of hacking...

Pope Francis: “keep St. Patrick in St. Patrick’s Day”

Pope Francis on St. Patrick’s Day (AMP) VATICAN CITY — During his weekly mass, Pope Francis urged Catholics to remember to “keep St. Patrick in...

Canadian man learns just enough Spanish to be murdered in Mexico City

Canadian man learns just enough Spanish to be murdered in Mexico City (AMP) TORONTO, Canada – Local bartender Henry McCullough has acquired just enough Spanish...

FIFA Warms President Trump To Leave Corruption, Racism To The Professionals

FIFA Warms President Trump (AMP) In light of Donald Trump’s travel ban, FIFA president Gianni Infantino has said that the US could be prevented from...

Canadian Twenty-nine-year-old woman found tragically thirty in her home

Twenty-nine-year-old woman found tragically thirty in her home (AMP) TORONTO, Canada – A community is grieving today after a local 29-year-old was discovered tragically thirty...

‘I Have Four Young Children,’ Says Kellyanne Conway In Most Disturbing Public Statement To...

Kellyanne Conway (AMP) WASHINGTON—Explaining that she always makes sure to leave enough time in her busy schedule to give them the proper attention, Counselor to...

Obama’s Master Plan to Illegally Overthrow Trump

(AMP) The fix is in. Former president Obama is trying to overthrow Trump and assume a dictator rule over the United States. Originally investigated...

Brit Baffled By People Who Come From Different Cultures Doing Things Differently

(AMP) A BRITISH man is baffled by the idea that people who come from different cultures do things differently to him. Bill McKay admitted he...

U.S. Science Advisor Denies Apollo Moon Landings

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Washington) Yale University professor David Gelernter, U.S. President Donald Trump’s newly appointed science and technology advisor, has already attracted a barrage of...

Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Spoof News) In the face of U.S. President Trump's threatened ban, stocks are soaring for Mexican brewers, as well as distributors and...

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