Trump accuses Obama of burning popcorn

Trump accuses Obama for hacking Microwave One (AMP) White House – President Donald Trump stepped up allegations today by accusing former...

Pope Francis: “keep St. Patrick in St. Patrick’s Day”

Pope Francis on St. Patrick’s Day (AMP) VATICAN CITY — During his weekly mass, Pope Francis urged Catholics to remember to...

Canadian man learns just enough Spanish to be murdered in Mexico City

Canadian man learns just enough Spanish to be murdered in Mexico City (AMP) TORONTO, Canada – Local bartender Henry McCullough has...

FIFA Warms President Trump To Leave Corruption, Racism To The Professionals

FIFA Warms President Trump (AMP) In light of Donald Trump’s travel ban, FIFA president Gianni Infantino has said that the US...

Canadian Twenty-nine-year-old woman found tragically thirty in her home

Twenty-nine-year-old woman found tragically thirty in her home (AMP) TORONTO, Canada – A community is grieving today after a local 29-year-old...

‘I Have Four Young Children,’ Says Kellyanne Conway In Most Disturbing Public Statement To...

Kellyanne Conway (AMP) WASHINGTON—Explaining that she always makes sure to leave enough time in her busy schedule to give them the...

Obama’s Master Plan to Illegally Overthrow Trump

(AMP) The fix is in. Former president Obama is trying to overthrow Trump and assume a dictator rule over the...

Brit Baffled By People Who Come From Different Cultures Doing Things Differently

(AMP) A BRITISH man is baffled by the idea that people who come from different cultures do things differently to...

U.S. Science Advisor Denies Apollo Moon Landings

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Washington) Yale University professor David Gelernter, U.S. President Donald Trump’s newly appointed science and technology advisor, has already...

Mexican Beer Importers Bracing For A Trump Ban

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Spoof News) In the face of U.S. President Trump's threatened ban, stocks are soaring for Mexican brewers, as...

Atlanta Falcons Win Popular Vote, Still Lose Super Bowl

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Houston, Texas) The results of Super Bowl LI are in, and the winner is the New England Patriots. After...

American Great Wall Plans Bring Surprise Economic Boom

U.S. President Donald J. Trump’s promise of building a border wall along the United States - Mexico border has been...

Obama To Resign On Jan. 19

Sources close to the Vatican Enquirer say U.S. President Barack Obama would be resigning on Thursday, leaving the all important...

The Rock picked for White House Press Secretary

President-elect (sigh) Donald Trump announced viaTwitter his latest appointment, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to serve as White House Press Secretary. “We will...

New Domino’s App Allows Customer To Track Pizza’s Movement Through Digestive System

ANN ARBOR, MI —Giving customers the ability to keep tabs on their order through every step of the process, Domino’s...

President Obama Ordered Special Election To Be Held December 19

President Obama signs executive order WASHINGTON, D.C. (UAP) — Following the results of November 8ths presidential election, President Obama has signed...