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Americans and Canadians Shooting & Hunting Killer Clowns (NSFW)

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(VATICAN ENQUIRER) EXCLUSIVE FROM NORTH AMERICA: Residents all over Canada and the US are now stepping up to the maniacal clowns that have been pestering citizens for the past few weeks.Despite the multiple warnings from the police not to approach these individuals, people are finally facing their fears instead of running from them.

Thousands of people have tweeted and made Facebook statuses of their plans to shoot & kill any clowns they see within the next while. Some have even spoken to representatives of The Global Sun. “F**k these clowns, we’re taking them down!”, said one them.

“They wanna terrorize us, we’ll terrorize them back!” Pictures and videos currently flooding the internet of creepy clown sightings are now slowly turning to revenge clown shootings: shooting, stabbing, and hanging. A angered citizen spoke to a representative of The Global Sun recently, saying “Nah I ain’t afraid of shooting nothing! We ain’t used to shooting clowns, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!”

Below is an image circulating the internet, of a clown shot dead.

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Details of this specific incident are still unreleased to the public, but this, alongside with numbers of other cases, have been flooding police departments all along the Canadian/American border. A spokesperson for the Toronto Police Department says that in the past 2 days, 6 cases have been reported of clowns that have been beaten; 4 dead, and 2 in life-threatening conditions.

Unfortunately, what this means for the circus and birthday clowns, is HIDE! The chances of being mistaken for a killer clown are not worth your life. Anti-clown groups at large, are more likely to kill or severely injure clowns at any cost.

With reportering from theglobalsun.com/north-americans-shooting-killer-clowns-nsfw/

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