National Geographic to Stop Publishing Nude Animal Pictures

Following the lead by Playboy, the glossy men's magazine known for its nude fold-outs, no longer publish nude photographs of women, National Geographic says...

Congress Allocates $90 Million To Protect Remaining Eagles Members

VATICAN ENQUIRER (The Onion) WASHINGTON - Convening an emergency session following the recent passing of famed singer and guitarist Glenn Frey, Congress voted unanimously...

AshleyMadison.com to become dating site for newly divorced

  VATICAN ENQUIRER, TORONTO - Avid Life Media, the company that owns infidelity website AshleyMadison.com, announced today that the site would make a major shift...

Billy Joel Charged With Arson

VATICAN ENQUIRER - Singer-songwriter William Martin “Billy” Joel has been charged by U.S. authorities with multiple counts of arson from the 1980s. Lead detective for...

Breaking news: Michael J Fox Arrested For Insider Sports Betting

VATICAN ENQUIRER, Los Angeles, October 21, 2015  - Michael J Fox was arrested Wednesday morning in relation to insider sports betting on DraftKings. Fox aroused suspicion after...

Madonna World Tour 2037 Tickets Go On Sale

"The Pope is secretly in love with me." Tickets are now on sale for the Madonna World Tour 2037. The ageing pop star says she...

Donald Trump Says He Will Sue Carlos Slim, Univision, Mexico

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) - Donald Trump has come out fighting against accusations of his "Mexicanophobia". Since he can't be Fired!, Trump announced he will sue Carlos...

CP24 To Broadcast Entirely Without Audio

(VATICAN ENQUIRERE) TORONTO - Local broadcaster CP24 has announced that, beginning next week, it will air all broadcasts with no sound or noise of...

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