Class Action Suit Being Filed Against Starbucks For Ripping Off Customers

LOS ANGELES, California – Starbucks has been accused of ripping customers off by under-filling customers’ cups, and a class action...

Nestlé secures exclusive contract to bottle and sell Martian water

VATICAN ENQUIRER -  Nestlé announced today it has secured an exclusive contract from NASA to bottle all the water flowing...

Burger King Closed Costa Rica Because People Want To Eat Healthier

VATICAN ENQUIRER - Costa Rica's minister of Labour, Víctor Morales, considers that one of the reasons why Burger King shut...

Billionaire Donald Trump To Travel to Costa Rica To Negotiate Purchase Of The Country

VATICAN ENQUIRER - Following his sale of the Miss Universe pageant, billionaire Donald Trump, one of the richest men in...

Bimbo Will Remane Its “Pan Blanco” (White Bread) To Avoid Racism

VATICAN ENQUIRER - Mexico City, One of the largest companies in Mexico had to resort to a name change for...

Donald Trump Breaks Ties With Donald Trump

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) Adapted from Eldeforma.com - The candidate for president of the United States and entrepreneur DonalD Trump announced during...

Dairy Queen Adds Vodka Milkshakes to Menu

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) You can now get a Smirnoff Milkshake or Jim Beam Bourbon Blizzard at your local Dairy Queen as...

Walmart Buys Target, Sears, Best Buy and Sony

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) Walmart in it's continuing quest to put EVERYBODY out of business rolled back the Dow 365 points by...

SouthWest Airline’s New “Pass The Bottle” Policy

(VATICAN ENQUIRER) Phoenix, AZ - Gas prices are on the rise once again, and once again this means that our...

Pharmaceutical Rep Assures Doctor He Personally Tries Every Drug He Promotes

NEW YORK—Saying he could vouch for the quality of every one of his company’s products, Eli Lilly pharmaceutical sales representative...

McDonald’s Removes Legendary Breakfasts From Menu

VATICAN ENQUIRER In an effort to remain unchallenged atop the hamburger food market, McDonald's announced plans to remove its "legendary...

Woman Sues Hallmark After Valentine’s Day Divorce

VATICAN ENQUIRER  - A woman from Iowa is suing greeting card company Hallmark for creating Valentine's Day, the pressure from...

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a...

Three Days of Mourning for Exit of Wendy’s in Costa Rica

VATICAN ENQUIRER (Elpeji.com) SAN JOSE — Costa Ricans everywhere will hold a moment of silence today to honor the exit...

Chinese Mandate Babies Be Sedated Prior To Boarding Plane

VATICAN ENQUIRER - China now requires babies under the age of 6 to be sedated with the anesthetic propofol prior...

The Crossover Meal: KFC, Midas Team Up

VATICAN ENQUIRER (The Onion) LOUISVILLE, KY — Saying the new product brings together the best that two of America’s most ...