Mons L. Pisanello
(VATICAN ENQUIRER) Adapted from Eldeforma.com – The candidate for president of the United States and entrepreneur DonalD Trump announced during his most recent campaign speech that “from now on he breaks his relations with Donald Trump for statements he made against Mexican migrants”.
In an attempt to win the vote of the Hispanic community in California, Donald Trump described as xenophobic the comments made by Donald Trump and said that if elected president, he will give high priority to migrants so that they can live the American dream.
“I love Mexicans, in fact I’m go often to Taco Bell to support them and we will not allow that types like Donald Trump build a border fence. Vote for me and all named Juan will get a U.S. visa,” said Donald Trump in an unspecified Latino barrio (neighbourhood).
Donald Trump added that he supports the decisions of Univision, NBC and Carlos Slim to break commercial ties with Donald Trump and will be joining the boycott against the Miss Universe pageant owned and operated by Donald Trump.
“The last thing we needed is a white man with toupee to come and tell us how we should act towards Mexicans, possibly because they do not know, but my father was Mexican,” Donald Trump continued in his sharp criticism of Donald Trump.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump said he has signed contracts and will sue Donald Trump, Univision, NBC and Carlos Slim for beach of contract.
