The Rock picked for White House Press Secretary

President-elect (sigh) Donald Trump announced viaTwitter his latest appointment, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to serve as White House Press Secretary.

“We will make the dishonest media think twice before questioning our great policies,” Trump later told fans at a rally.

Trump went on to praise the Rock for his unparalleled communication and Twitter savy.

Dwayne Johnson was the first person to make a public statement, via Twitter no less, regarding the U.S. operation that killed Osama bin Laden.


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